I can't really think of much to write today apart from one issue that is really pee'ing me off, and I'm not going to put that here, so to alleviate the steam coming out of my ears (oh and it's not hubby that's caused the issue this time LOL) I thought I'd share some really corny, 'groan' jokes.
Enjoy!!
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
THUNDERPANTS
What do you call a man with no arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?
Claude
A baby seal walks into a club... (I'm sorry, but it made me laugh)
How much does a pirate pay for corn on the cob?
A buccaneer!
What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
Wipes his butt.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
PUMPKIN PI
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"
"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.
To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it
What game would you play with a wombat?
Wom.
What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt!
There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says
‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’
:D
